Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for March 30, 2023

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    Imagine  9 months ago

    Obviously, she is the one wearing the pants. Even if they are very, very short.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  9 months ago

    I had a girlfriend try something like that on me once. That was the end of that! It’s a power-play to see who’s really in control. Who needs to put up with that kind of game-player.

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    Jacob Mattingly   9 months ago

    Never been a strip I remotely liked. I just feel it’s mean to opus and it makes sense the marriage never got off the launch pad with behavior like this.

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    PaulAbbott2  9 months ago

    “The older stuff” = the good stuff

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    Chithing Premium Member 9 months ago

    That could be grounds for justifiable homicide.

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    JoeStoppinghem Premium Member 9 months ago

    Yup, that’s the end of the relationship, or you could throw away all you her old jeans, they were torn and had holes in the knees.

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    Fennec! at the Disco  9 months ago

    She threw out WHAT‽‽‽

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    MEPace  9 months ago

    What would happen if you tossed any of her “old” stuff?

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    monya_43  9 months ago

    The fruit bowl hat is more fashionable than the cereal bowl.

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    aerotica69  9 months ago

    Okay, relationship over. NEVER touch another person’s record collection (or in today’s terminology, their playlist). Even if they like Sheena Easton and Englebert Humperdink.

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    mindjob  9 months ago

    She had no use for it

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    Emperor Rick  9 months ago

    More people live alone now than ever before.

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    KEA  9 months ago

    dump her, dump her now

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    Travis Harden  9 months ago

    “When I listen to my records they take me back to certain points in my life, OK? Just don’t touch my records, ever!” – Daniel Stern – Diner (1982)

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member 9 months ago

    RUN, Opus! RUN!

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    LivelyClamor  9 months ago

    Uh oh

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    Brian  Premium Member 9 months ago

    I keep my cereal bowl in the freezer.

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    Sisyphos  9 months ago

    I’m not so concerned about Opus’s cold cereal bowl fetish, but Lola has crossed the line in tossing cherished old record albums!

    Are you going to put up with this abuse, Mr. Penguin Opus?!

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    einarbt  9 months ago

    Time to put your proverbial foot down, Opus.

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    catmom1360  9 months ago

    My Mom liked throwing away my stuff without asking me. She donated my favorite book to a church bazaar. She never had anything when growing up so she didn’t understand kids having things.

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    gsteele531  8 months ago

    The way to start a relationship is to say: “you touch my stuff, it’s the death penalty.” If it blows up, it wasn’t meant to be.

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