Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for March 31, 2023

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    baraktorvan  9 months ago

    Oh relax Opus, we have all done things like that in our youth. The stories I can tell would make Danielle Steel blush redder than a Trump supporter, yet my husband still loves and desires me.

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    Imagine  9 months ago

    Only a problem if she is still in the eighth grade.

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    Chithing Premium Member 9 months ago

    You better hope that she isn’t offering a small indiscretion just to keep you from looking for the really big ones.

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    Emperor Rick  9 months ago

    And never ask your partner “the number”.

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    Diat60  9 months ago

    Is Arnold Blimpton still available?

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member 8 months ago

    What happens in eighth grade, stays in eighth grade. Hopefully.

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    smsrt  8 months ago

    Opus, it was a youthful indiscretion. At least it wasn’t that pimple-faced ole Farley Snickerton. Who could have forgiven her then?

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  8 months ago

    These days, that’s an automatic cancel.

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    Sisyphos  8 months ago

    A turning point? Lola frenched Arnold Blimpton in 8th grade? Assuming normal progress, she would have been about 13 then, which is about right for an earlier generation’s first experiments in carnal foibles. Don’t toss Lola aside for that, Opus!

    When she is ready she will toss you aside. It’s nature’s way….

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    Jingles  8 months ago

    i did more with girls than kiss them.

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