Odd, isn’t it, how the Creator of the Universe so desperately needs money. Prayers too, I suppose, but really what He needs is money.
Fundamentally Oral Bill ROTFLOL!!!
Is it just me or does it seem that all conmen have the same hair style?
A guy in my church suffered from schizophrenia. He was watching a prominent televangelist, who said, “Praise the Lord! Someone in Utah has just been cured of schizophrenia!” So he threw his medications away. A bit later, he was standing in the middle of the street directing traffic and letting only the “good” cars pass. He was arrested and sent to jail.
I love this story arc.
Oral Bill, now there was a fundamentalist you could trust…………………to take all of your money and spend it on himself.
Give until it hurts, which doesn’t take long these days.
Thbbft! Dr. Gene Scott! Ack!
And that other yuck: Bob Enyart! UGH!!
And his associate, Tabby Faye…
Admit it. You dialed the number
This s**t has been going on for as long as people have believed in gods.
Guess the youngsters don’t remember Oral Roberts.
Reference to Oral Roberts.
Well, that does seem to be the next step for Bill after his recent scandal.
Oh, and Milo?
I’d pinch you – but you’re already awake.
Bill has always been kinda an oral cat, ya know? ACK!
Anyway, good to see him re-born….
In the language from which the word comes, to shmooze is to partake in a relaxed conversation, an exchange of ideas on the basis of equality, with no ulterior motive. Thus shmoozing for dough is an oxymoron and anyone who shmoozes for dough is a moron.
He meant, “Oh, somebody, pinch me!”
One of my professors pointed out that the only truly new Christian heresy in our times is fundamentalism, a literal interpretation of the bible.
Hum, must be something in the water in the US of A as no one does these TV evangelists better. I might need to contact Base Commander Jack D. Ripper about this.