The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for June 23, 2000
Huey: Listen! The census is just another way for the "secret powers" to invade our privacy and gather information to be used against us. Granddad: But three weeks ago you said the "secret powers" already watch our every move with satellites, monitor all of our phone conversations, track our purchases, etc. So if they already know everything, what do they need with a census form? I'll let you think about that while I get ready for work. Huey: Crud! Caught in the clutches of a conflicting conspiracy conundrum.