The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for August 02, 2000
Census bureau on phone: Needless to say, we were shocked at what your grandson did, and we've gotten a ton of complaints... Granddad: Well, Mr. Supervisor, let me explain... Census bureau on phone: But we were amazed at his efficiency. What he did in half a day would normally have taken weeks! Granddad: Really? Well, shoot, maybe I'll take him with me tomorrow... Census bureau on phone: Don't bother. You're both fired. He was a little too efficient--there's no one left to count in your area. But we'd love it if he came in and taught a seminar for our other field personnel. Oh... and make sure he brings the bat! Thanks.