The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for January 04, 2002
Caesar: Hey, if someone were to make a superhero based on you, what do you think his name would be? Huey: Please...Nobody would make a superhero based on me. It wouldn't be commercial enough. Besides, all the black superheroes are corny. They'd probably give me a metal headband and yellow disco shirt or something stupid. I heard all the comic book companies are going out of business, anyway. Besides, the C.I.A. will probably be coming for me any day now. So who cares about comic books. Caesar: The on-going adventures of "Worst-Case Scenario Man."