The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for May 19, 2002
Riley: (sigh) I'm hungry...I'm really hungry. Huey: Well, get something to eat, then. Riley: I don't feel like walking to the kitchen. You know, someone should start a delivery service where people come to your house and bring you stuff from different rooms when you don't feel like getting up. You could just call someone to get you some kool-aid from the fridge, or bring you the remote from across the room. I can't believe nobody's done this yet! Huey: I'm guessing it's because anyone lazy enough to think this is a good business idea probably lacks the requisite entrepreneurial drive to execute it. Riley: Yeah, well...I'm gonna work on it as soon as somebody gets me something to eat... Man, why'd they have to go and put the kitchen all the way in the next room?