The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for August 15, 2002
Caeser: So she's not dating five black men named Muhammad? Huey: No. But she is dating Al Sharpton. Editor's Note: The editorial staff of this paper would like to express regret at this feature's tasteless assertion yesterday that Britney Spears is currently dating five black men named Muhammad. Since yesterday, we have received hundreds of calls, mostly from black men named Muhammad, asking if this is true. We assure you it is not. We would like Ms. Spears' legal representation to accept our deepest apologies. Mr. McGruder now understands such reckless and irresponsible humor has absolutely no place in the funny pages. And now, back to the feature. Tomorrw: Cancellation!