The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for September 22, 2002
Riley: I'm not getting married, ever. Huey: Is that right? Riley: Instead, I've just decided I want a bunch of kids with several baby mamas so my children will all look different and I can match them with my wardrobe. Huey: And I've just decided to love you from a distance because the psychopathology is just too much to bear.