The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for December 15, 2002
Huey: Granddad, I've done some soul searching. I don't think I've shown you enough appreciation. I know I'm not the easiest kid to raise. I'm a bit strong-willed - yes, perhaps even stubborn at times, but you've always demonstrated exemplary patience and fairness - Granddad: (Sigh) - Is it the F.B.I. or the Secret Service this time? Huey: The F.B.I. But I swear they got nothin'!