The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for March 07, 2004
Huey: Caesar. Look at this. Do you realize how many black celebrities have been arrested and/or face incarceration this year? Caesar: Of course. It's all we talk about. Huey: Kobe Bryant, Michael Jackson, George Clinton, James Brown, R. Kelly, Diana Ross, Mystikal, Bobby Brown...the list goes on and on... Caesar: Yeah. So? Huey: So, have you ever considered what happens if this alarming trend were to continue for the next five to ten years? Caesar: Dag. I never thought of that... Huey: I've done some projections, and at this current rate, by the year 2009 there will be only one black celebrity who is not in jail, on parole, on probation or awaiting trial. Caesar: And who will that be? Huey: Wayne Brady! Caesar: Noo!!