The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for December 18, 2004
Huey: I just left the mall. Santa is now a fat, old, self-hating black man named "Uncle Ruckus." Jazmine: I'm not falling for any more of your Santa stories, Huey! Santa: Girl, your hair is nappier than a wolf's butt ni a windstorm! I know somebody who's gettin' some relaxer in her stocking! To be continued!