The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for November 27, 2005
Thomas: Hey, Huey. Whatcha got there? Huey: My final preparations for the bird flu pandemic. In the event of an outbreak, I have enough supplies stockpiled for a self-quarantine. I'll be good for at least 18 months. I got over 200 pounds of food, water, personal hygiene products, emergency safety essentials, a hazmat suit, N95 masks, a hot plate, a power generator and a PSP. Thomas: Well, great! I know where to go when this thing breaks out! Huey: Well....stockpile rations have been carefully calculated. Get your own, because I will let you starve to death. Thomas: Maybe...I should...um....head to the store. Huey: Good. 'Cause if you come on our property, you'll probably be shot.