The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for December 14, 2005
Jazmine: See, Christmas is about how Santa died for our gifts and rose from the dead... Caesar: Yeah...are you sure about that? Jazmine: And moved to the north pole. And every year, Santa comes down to forgive our sins if we've been nice... Caesar: See, that's what I've been meaning to talk to you about... Jazmine: ...And punish the naughty and the nonbelievers with burning coals of hellfire! Caesar: Praise Santa, yessir.