The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for February 12, 2006
Huey: I have some bad news, Jazmine. Cookie Monster just entered a rehab clinic for an eating disorder. Jazmine: What?! Huey: Makes sense. If you think about it, he never really eats the cookies. He stuffs them in his mouth, then he spits them back out. Jazmine: Where did you hear about this? Huey: The foreigh press. They tell you things that American news won't report on. Things that matter to you! Jazmine: Really... Huey: Wow...looks like a Care Bear mauled a little girl in the Czech Republic. Jazmine: No!