The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for July 17, 2008
Riley: You guys don't understand. This letter to Santa is just a setup... When he comes, I'm gonna wait for him on the roof and jack him for his sleigh. Huey: Hmm... Not to dis your plan, Riley, but don't you think after all these years Santa has figured out how to avoid the kids who plan on robbing him? Caesar: He must, 'cause I ain't never seen him near Brooklyn.