The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for February 14, 2009
Huey: Let me get this straight, you've been lying virtually immobile, watching TV all day, and now your head hurts? Riley: Yes. Huey: Well then, why don't you get up and do something, you lazy, half-witted nimrod? Riley: Sure, that's what you would do... ... but I ain't no quitter.