The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for July 11, 2011
Riley: Mr. Bishop, I'm a humble man from humble beginnings. How can I achieve a life of cash, jewelry and floozies? Don: Well, I'll tell you exactly what you need to do. Riley: Great! Whatever it is, I'm ready... Don: Always put Jesus first, young playa...everything else falls into place. Riley: Okay, wait...I wasn't ready.