The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for October 11, 2012
October 10, 2012
October 12, 2012
Transcript:
Ruckus: They say the Michael Jackson jury doesn't have enough color. Granddad: So then it is a jury of his peers. Men: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ruckus: Whew... That's funny on so many different levels.
“Mom, is God male or female?”Mom, trying to be all-inclusive in addition to being a quick thinker: “Well, I guess God is both.”
“Mom, is God black or white?”Again, mom decides on a quick answer: “I guess God is both.”
“Mom, is God straight or gay?”Mom realizes she is in over her head, and does not want to answer, but being a mom, feels it her duty to answer with something, so she uses what has worked for her up to now: “Well, I guess God’s a little bit of both.”
“Mom, is Michael Jackson God?”