The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for June 22, 2014
Riley: Granddad, can I have a racing motorcycle for Christmas? Like a Honda 2001 CBR1100XX. I'll promise not to go faster than...130 miles per hour. Granddad: No. Riley: Well, sheesh...how about an icy wrist? You know, a Rolex watch with some diamonds...nothing much...seven...eight thousand... Granddad: No. Riley: Ok, ok...you talked me into it. I'll settle for one gold tooth, man, you're really gettin' over this year. Granddad: (sigh) Riley: But it was such a brilliant strategy. How could it not work?! Huey: Certainly not your flawless execution...he couldn't possibly have seen through that.