The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for June 24, 2014
Granddad: Just wait a minute. The lady gave him the bag to carry, right? I mean, it's not really stealing if she handed him the bag... Huey: Is that right? Granddad: And she told him to carry the bags to the house, but did she say which house? Neither one of us was there, so we can't really say, can we? Huh, boy? And if it was her bag, why hasn't she come looking for it? She must not want it that bad? Right? You follow me, don't you? Huey: Hey, you don't have to convince me - just the judge that's gonna send your grandson upstate for five years. Good luck.