The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for May 26, 2022
Granddad: I'm sorry if I was hard on you, but you and I both know you were up to no good. Riley: Yes, granddad. Granddad: Ya see, boy - we old folks have been everywhere and seen everything. We know what you're thinking before you think it. Consider you granddad the closest you'll get to omniscience for quite some time, understand? Riley: Yes, granddad. Granddad: Good. Now where's my hat? Riley: On your head, granddad.