The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for September 29, 2022
Granddad: Boy, you never told me what you wanted for Christmas. Riley: Yo, for real - all I want is ice... Granddad: Ice?! Boy, are you crazy? We got ice in the freezer... Riley: No, no, no. I mean ice - you know, rocks... Granddad: Now that's enough, boy! Don't make me beat all that drug talk outta you! Riley: Whoa! Cool out, granddad. Diamonds!! I want diamonds!