Poor Drac, I feel your pain.
On the bright side, think of how fang-tastic a deterrent that could be against vampire slaying cheerleaders! It’ll drive them positively batty.
… yeah, okay. I know, I know. Those puns really bite.
That coffin will be the death of him.
That would have been a lot worse if he had a headache too.
Someone put the final nail in the coffin.
As one casket said to the other casket :
“Is that you coffin?”
No worries Drac…just find a grade schooler to open it for you
I know an old lady living alone and taking medicine for arthritic hands.
They put a childproof cap on her meds.
Cut my finger this morning on a “child proof” container……..
Stupid kids, stay out of my stuffffffffff.
April 03, 2015