Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for November 11, 2024

Choose wisely

While Helen promises to love,honor and empty Fred’s bank account.

Does the prenup come with a 25-year warranty?

….pause..

“I reserve my right to an attorney”

Sorry, Dana, but “the battle of the sexes” isn’t funny any more – since the election, it’s now a dangerous reality.

He doesn’t appear too happy with that.

judging from his lack of hair, I’m thinkin’ he’s her sugar daddy??

For a wedding gift, someone gave Helen a handbasket.