If he had eaten any he would die from poison.
Christmas cake, marinated in brandy.. don’t let anyone tell you it isn’t great
He obviously insulted her cooking, so she beaned him with it.
A fruitcake, wielded by a fruitcake.
Now it’s really a dead fruitcake.
The revenge of the fruitcake!
that is pretty blunt…
I had a small serving of Assumption Abbey Fruit Cake earlier in the week. It was very good; moist, light, not over spiced.
I’ve been reading so much fruitcake dissing online that I went and ordered 3 lbs of them and they are delicious.
I’ve never understood all the hate towards fruitcake, one that’s been around for years. Me, I like most of them. But not the ones that have been re-gifted from holidays some years ago.
Where is his mother or wife?
There couldn’t have been enough time to eat the evidence.
Roald Dahl thinks that it could have been a frozen leg of lamb.
That’s gonna be a tough case to crack.
… a saxophone.
my wife used to make the real mccoy, which was to die for!… (altho not like this guy…)
Somebody returned his gift, with extreme prejudice.
It could also be a frozen leg of lamb.
Oh, a FRUITCAKE joke!
It would kill a man twice after eatin’ a slice of Miss Fogarty’s Christmas cake.
Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
Yakety Sax 2 months ago
If he had eaten any he would die from poison.
C 2 months ago
Christmas cake, marinated in brandy.. don’t let anyone tell you it isn’t great
blunebottle 2 months ago
He obviously insulted her cooking, so she beaned him with it.
jaydogg187 2 months ago
A fruitcake, wielded by a fruitcake.
Botulism Bob 2 months ago
Now it’s really a dead fruitcake.
The Reader Premium Member 2 months ago
The revenge of the fruitcake!
bdpoltergeist Premium Member 2 months ago
that is pretty blunt…
derdave969 2 months ago
I had a small serving of Assumption Abbey Fruit Cake earlier in the week. It was very good; moist, light, not over spiced.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 2 months ago
I’ve been reading so much fruitcake dissing online that I went and ordered 3 lbs of them and they are delicious.
nsaber 2 months ago
I’ve never understood all the hate towards fruitcake, one that’s been around for years. Me, I like most of them. But not the ones that have been re-gifted from holidays some years ago.
heathcliff2 2 months ago
Where is his mother or wife?
heathcliff2 2 months ago
There couldn’t have been enough time to eat the evidence.
mfrasca 2 months ago
Roald Dahl thinks that it could have been a frozen leg of lamb.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 2 months ago
That’s gonna be a tough case to crack.
Milady Meg 2 months ago
… a saxophone.
wildlandwaters 2 months ago
my wife used to make the real mccoy, which was to die for!… (altho not like this guy…)
cuzinron47 2 months ago
Somebody returned his gift, with extreme prejudice.
Jml58 2 months ago
It could also be a frozen leg of lamb.
The Premium Member 2 months ago
Oh, a FRUITCAKE joke!
waltermgm 2 months ago
It would kill a man twice after eatin’ a slice of Miss Fogarty’s Christmas cake.