Break of Day by Nate Fakes for October 24, 2021

Corn on the cob with butter? Oh yeah! Corn on the cob with glasses! I don’t know about that.

Well, isn’t she sweet.

“Hi, I’m Candy.” “Of course you are.” – Highlander

Careful there buddy, she may be a lot older than she looks. Like years older.

A Corny joke!

Speaking of which, if Cob gets dandruff, will it be corn flakes?

Okay, okay, just one more. If Cob becomes a musician, will he be pop corn?

Do they know she’s part corn? Gasp!

See – somebody likes Candy Corn!

I ask you very confidentially, ain’t she sweet?

No son of mine is going around with one of THOSE!

Oh no! It’s all makeup. She’s entirely high fructose corn syrup!

Aw shucks.

Corny joke.

Believe it or not there was a couple in my home town, Candace Riggins married Dean Corn. (This was in the 70’s so not much talk back then of he taking her last name.) As I recall, whe was happy with the resulting name.

“We hate her! Why can’t you date Clark, O’Henry or that Ruth I’ve been hearing good things about?” :P

“Candy, meet my dad, Popcorn. He’s a retired full-burnt colonel.”

she’s a tad bit corny

Cute, but, “corny.”

Don’t let her chew your ear off.

Such fun! Thanks for the giggle. Great way to start a day.

Yeah, but you won’t see much of her after next week.

Mom and Pop! Corn?