Break of Day by Nate Fakes for October 24, 2021

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    stevesilver48  9 months ago

    Corn on the cob with butter? Oh yeah! Corn on the cob with glasses! I don’t know about that.

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    Farside99  9 months ago

    Well, isn’t she sweet.

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    tudza Premium Member 9 months ago

    “Hi, I’m Candy.” “Of course you are.” – Highlander

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    Justanolddude Premium Member 9 months ago

    Careful there buddy, she may be a lot older than she looks. Like years older.

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    Gent  9 months ago

    A Corny joke!

    Speaking of which, if Cob gets dandruff, will it be corn flakes?

    Okay, okay, just one more. If Cob becomes a musician, will he be pop corn?

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    Do they know she’s part corn? Gasp!

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    CoBass  9 months ago

    See – somebody likes Candy Corn!

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    spaceagesoul  9 months ago

    I ask you very confidentially, ain’t she sweet?

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    PuppyPapa  9 months ago

    No son of mine is going around with one of THOSE!

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    swanridge  9 months ago

    Oh no! It’s all makeup. She’s entirely high fructose corn syrup!

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    the lost wizard  9 months ago

    Aw shucks.

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    schaefer jim  9 months ago

    Corny joke.

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    CitizenKing  9 months ago

    Believe it or not there was a couple in my home town, Candace Riggins married Dean Corn. (This was in the 70’s so not much talk back then of he taking her last name.) As I recall, whe was happy with the resulting name.

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    BC in NC Premium Member 9 months ago

    “We hate her! Why can’t you date Clark, O’Henry or that Ruth I’ve been hearing good things about?” :P

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    Fantom Premium Member 9 months ago

    “Candy, meet my dad, Popcorn. He’s a retired full-burnt colonel.”

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    Saddenedby Premium Member 9 months ago

    she’s a tad bit corny

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    tinstar  9 months ago

    Cute, but, “corny.”

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    Stephen Gilberg  9 months ago

    Don’t let her chew your ear off.

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    thejanith Premium Member 9 months ago

    Such fun! Thanks for the giggle. Great way to start a day.

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    MissyTiger  9 months ago

    Yeah, but you won’t see much of her after next week.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 8 months ago

    Mom and Pop! Corn?

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