Break of Day by Nate Fakes for January 26, 2022

I can’t stand it. Come to think of it, you can barely ‘stand’ it too!

Probably broke his beak trying to stand on one skinny bird leg for too long.

Eek!

A little Viagra straightened it out.

Now you’re a flock star.

Of course, you’ll starve to death now with your useless beak.

I can’t eat shrimp, and so I’m going to starve to death, but I look great!

Take a deep breath. Beak airfull.