Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for February 17, 2017
Lupin: The weekly harvest is in! Elvis, what's the latest? Elvis: Chaos here in the kitchen Lupin, where one question is on every cat's whiskers... Where's the cat food? Puck: It's a spectacular bounty, Elvis! Oh, excuse me! Elvis: Lupin, the Woman has foraged through the great wilds of the grocery story, gathering nuts, berries, and cheese doodles. Still no sign that she visited the kibble orchard, though. Did you buy treats? I heard something crinkle. Puck: The sea has been generous! Elvis: Surely one of these could have been ham! Woman: Pucky, what are you doing? Puck: Would you do me the honor of being my can opener?