Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for February 18, 2017
Lupin: There's nothing outside! Elvis? Elvis: Lupin, cats woke up today to find everything GONE. Only a few patches of sky remain. Here's Puck with the People's reaction. Puck: I'm live in a pile of blankets, Elvis. From what I can see, the people are coping with hot chocolate. It's an end-of-the-world marshmallow cocoa jamboree. Elvis: Better to gaze into a cloud of marshmallow, than the vast, stark void of all we once knew. Plus, reports indicate it's very chilly. Lupin: Elvis, what's that behind you? Elvis: Nice try, Lupin. You just want me to contemplate the void and go insane. Puck: Elvis, I see it too. It looks like a tiny cat with way too many toes. Elvis: Now you guys are just scaring me- Cat: ...Mister?