Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for June 25, 2022

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    Catlover12  almost 2 years ago

    Trap the door for searches that’s funny.

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    Susanna Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Why do I feel the game will end with them swatting all the dice under the appliances?

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    McColl34 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Characteristic rolling styles for both Goldie and Lupin!

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    RAGs  almost 2 years ago

    Feline frivolous ferocity in action.

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    Le'letha Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I grab my box of dice and roll to see what they get.

    Goldie, with the orange foxy D20: 19.

    Lupin, with the white sparkle and green D20: 13.

    Result: Goldie spots Lupin jumping in to put traps up and follows behind him just where he can’t see her, defusing them while he’s rigging the next one. He’s super proud of his work though.

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    Sue Ellen  almost 2 years ago

    I think Goldie and Lupin are either playing different games, or playing the game differently. Goldie seems to be taking the quest seriously. Lupin seems to be playing with the dice!

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    Jungle Empress  almost 2 years ago

    Lupin fires darkness at the Magic Missile—

    And causes me to summon “Kupin” again. Sigh. Excuse me while I go fight the Dread Gazebo.

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    WelshRat Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Why do I feel the gang’s going to roll to tie up their rogue?

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    Ricky Bennett  almost 2 years ago

    They’re definitely on a roll now…

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    Katzen1415  almost 2 years ago

    Little surprise that Goldie and Lupin are messing with each other. My first D&D campaign was like this. The DM commented that he had never seen a party mess with each other that much.

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    rs0204 Premium Member almost 2 years ago


    Goldie is rolling for Wisdom, i.e., being smart enough to see any/all the traps. The higher the roll, the greater the wisdom or ability to do what you are attempting?

    What is, Trap the door for searches?

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    Kitty Katz  almost 2 years ago

    Meanwhile, Back on the Nile Presents Xanadu

    Quite awhile later, at the waterfront

    Terpsichore: It’s always a pleasure to visit the Water Cat family. How is everyone doing?

    Cold Water Cat: Wonderfully. My son Swift Water is the proud papa of two kittens, Fresh and Salty.

    Kira: That’s great news! Congratulations!

    Cold: And now I have a favor to ask. My friend Captain Growl Tiger has an apprentice sailor who needs to learn to dance. He’s going for a Dancing Corsair scholarship so he can go to scribe school*

    Kira: I would be glad to meet him.

    Sometime Later

    Kira: Pleased to meet you, Elvis-Anum.

    Elvis: The pleasure is all mine. I love the sea, but my dream is to become a scribe, perhaps for the Royal Palace some day.

    Kira: Then let us begin.

    After many lessons

    Kira: You have done very well. I think you are ready to try for a Dancing Corsair scholarship.

    Elvis: Wonderful. I have my song all picked out for my audition.

    *No, I have no idea why there’s a Dancing Corsair scholarship for scribe school.

    (Continued Below)

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    Queen of America  almost 2 years ago

    Wake me when this arc is over.

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    Lady Kitten  almost 2 years ago

    Technically, the rogues check for traps. But, this is a cat game, and therefore,MAGIC

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    prrdh  almost 2 years ago

    For a cat, this is the best part of the game.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  almost 2 years ago

    Maybe they should try “speak, friend, and enter”.


    …wait, wrong franchise.

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    scaeva Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Something positive (I didn’t want to wait until Sunday): Now that is one truly human being!

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    scaeva Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I’ve never known a die to crack, but if it did, whoever did it gets a zero for that roll.

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    mistercatworks  almost 2 years ago

    Actually, “trapping the door” for searches is what a really good Dungeonmaster does to keep things from getting too easy.

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    metagalaxy1970  almost 2 years ago

    Oh, the fangs, the smiles, the bat bat bat, and the swat………

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    nycatlady  almost 2 years ago

    Actually thats just how my brother plays and this is why we don’t play board games with him anymore.

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    christopherbacon692  almost 2 years ago

    This is why parties need to keep a constant eye on their rogues

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    lpayne.1632 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Great. The Loonie is playing the rogue. . . this so often ends with either the paladin or the cleric bopping the Loonie on the head (either in-game or in real life).

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    willie_mctell  almost 2 years ago

    Cat Rules are in effect.

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    Denny Wheeler Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I don’t see our pessimistic Aussie—Wonder why he’s missing. Are we doomed?

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    GSD Mom Premium Member almost 2 years ago


    I finally got a ‘negative’ on my COVID test … still feel about like wet string, but the cough is abating now.

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    knight1192a  almost 2 years ago

    Didn’t someone just say yesterday that folks run for cover whenever then see their primary character coming? Lupin’s reminding me of their comment.

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    Daltongang Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Dungeons and Dragons for Cats would be large box they could all fight in and a chihuahua that thinks it’s bigger than it is.

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    Miss Mina  almost 2 years ago

    Panel 2 had me giggling all day.

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