Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for July 04, 2022

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    McColl34 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Um . . . we hide?

    No?

    It’s too late for that?

    Should I start a new character, then?

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    Le'letha Premium Member 3 months ago

    Ooh, can Lupin weaponize the crinkle balls against the vacuum? He still has at least one and appears to be aware of his surroundings, and they’re quite enervating things, turns out!

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    Sue Ellen  3 months ago

    Where’s Natasha?

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    WelshRat Premium Member 3 months ago

    Lupin looks happy. I’m not sure if the enemy or the team needs to worry more…

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    deadheadzan Premium Member 3 months ago

    Love Natasha behind Goldie’s shield and Lupin is not done with crinkle balls yet.

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    Ricky Bennett  3 months ago

    If they all band together, they can go for a clean sweep…

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    Robin Harwood  3 months ago

    Deconed, but still doomed.

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    Jungle Empress  3 months ago

    Uh. Has Lupin ever done a face poof before? He look like he’s trying to channel Elvis.

    And again, small tablet keyboard. Who is this “Elvid” I nearly summoned?

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    cat19632001  3 months ago

    I like Violet’s “old school” method of time keeping – with violet colored sand.

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    Alicelth Premium Member 3 months ago

    OT

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    I AM CARTOON LADY!  3 months ago

    Eeek! I can’t watch! I bet that vacuum monster is gonna suck!

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    DorseyBelle  3 months ago

    I thought it said “cringe,” but then why is Lupin smiling? Ah, “crinkle!” I also notice a dust bunny clinging between Goldie and Elvis.

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    misty  3 months ago

    Cats could never say where she comes from

    They would always scatter ‘til she’s done

    While the sun is bright

    Or in the darkest night

    No one knows, she comes and goes

    Vacuum – foe or ally?

    Who could hang a name on you?

    With dirt contained in every new day

    Still, evil lurks within you

    Don’t question why she needs to clean debris

    She’ll tell you it’s the only way to be

    Pristine’s not attained

    Much cat hair still remains

    And suction’s lost, at such a cost

    Oh my, dusty doomsday

    Who could save a crew like you?

    When you cringe with every new play

    Still, not gonna diss you

    “This game is yours to lose”, they heard her say

    Cast your spells before they slip away

    Lupin, you seem fine

    Lose that ball before you lose your mind

    Ain’t rules unkind?

    Goodbye, until Tuesday

    No one plays the game like you

    When there’s danger every new day

    Yeah, we’re gonna miss you

    - Keith Richards / Mick Jagger – Ruby Tuesday

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    Kitty Katz  3 months ago

    Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

    Beatrixia: We have a good supply of game boards, so I’d like to schedule a game night at the No Longer Hidden Great Pyramid Library.

    Thomios: I’d recommend a lot of paw foods for snacks. Nothing too sticky, although we could have a few dipping sauces.

    Bea: Great idea. I’ll talk with the Xanadu hive about some honey sauces. Oh, where’s Lupinium?

    Thomios: He’s at the Owl Temple playing one-on-one with Wicket.

    At the Owl Temple

    Lupinium: Wow, you’ve still got it Wicket. How do you manage to stay in such good shape at your age?

    Wicket: Just eating right and getting plenty of exercise.

    Lupinium: Are we on for next week?

    Wicket: How about Wednesday?

    Lupinium: Sounds like a plan.

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    comicfancat1  3 months ago

    this on july fourth?

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    e98twin2  3 months ago

    Did the Cone counteract or otherwise cure the Cursed Crinkles?

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    rs0204 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Hamilton A. Cat: "Tally o’ cats, to the redoubts! Load the muskets and cannon with dust-bunnies and crinkle balls. Defend the tuna and kibble.

    Yonder are the Hessian cats! Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom to nap and tuna must, like cats of honor, undergo the fatigue of defending it."

    Happy Fourth of July.

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    diskus Premium Member 3 months ago

    Battle!

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    Katzen1415  3 months ago

    Elvis needs to cast a spell. What would work on vacuum cleaners? I legitimately don’t know.

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    Uninspired Artist  3 months ago

    Today my cat tried to swallow a dust bunny, he almost choked to death! I didn’t know what to do, I shook him then he was finally able to get it out. Then when it was gone he quickly fell asleep on my foot. He’s so cute

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    burke129529  3 months ago

    OT

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    anomalous4  3 months ago

    OT: Happy Birthday USA (& me)!

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    christopherbacon692  3 months ago

    I wonder if Jules will appear as an NPC

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    Slightly off-topic: power of the vacuum cleaner to inspire terror

    I found that a raccoon had learned to circumvent the magnetic cat flap by the simple expedient of pulling rather than pushing to get in. For several days, I could hear it on top of my refrigerator and see its tail disappear as I chased it out of the kitchen.

    I set my old, very noisy vacuum cleaner in the utility room next to the cat flap to the outside. I turned it on and plugged it into a remote controlled power outlet. The next time I heard the raccoon, I grabbed the remote, as I gave chase, and turned on the vacuum cleaner just as the raccoon dived for the cat door.

    Never saw that raccoon again.

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    scaeva  3 months ago

    I wonder if the vacuum will turn out to be Tortimer.

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    JohnTheFoole  3 months ago

    AUGH!! RUN!!!

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    bajacalla Premium Member 3 months ago

    Go for the power cord, guys!!!

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    knight1192a  3 months ago

    Oh, so the crinkle crazed rogue planes to use the crinkle ball to crinkle craze the vaccuum dragon.

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    willie_mctell  3 months ago

    Oh nooo!

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    asrialfeeple  3 months ago

    HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!

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    crazeekatlady  3 months ago

    My PTSD is kicking in. They’ve been shooting off fireworks in my neighborhood nonstop for over 5 hours now. Some are almost over the roof of my house.

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