Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for June 02, 2023

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    thelsrc  9 months ago

    Yeah, man. The good stuff, man.

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    uncle snipe  9 months ago

    Elvis IS the good stuff.

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    uncle snipe  9 months ago

    And how about those Polydactyl Toebeans! What a cutie! She has assumed the belly rubs position!

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    Sue Ellen  9 months ago

    Good to see Beatrix!

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    leopardglily  9 months ago

    Hahahahahaha this one genuinely made me laugh out loud.

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    Maizing  9 months ago

    Auto-corrupt at its best!

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    Le'letha Premium Member 9 months ago

    Bookstore Woman. Autocorrect is not the good stuff. Bite your tongue.

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    Brian  Premium Member 9 months ago

    Oooof. Trying to keep cows in an apartment isn’t easy.

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    Le'letha Premium Member 9 months ago

    Congratulations on your new cows, Woman. XD

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    WelshRat Premium Member 9 months ago

    It’s all worth it to make Bea laugh!

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    dmah Premium Member 9 months ago

    Just picturing an alternate universe where game shows give livestock for prizes: Wheel of Chickens, Bowling for Sheep, and Barnyard Sweep …

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    kangtourcat  9 months ago

    The “good stuff”. Still laughing!

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    ikini Premium Member 9 months ago

    Polydactyl toe bean abundance! Squeeee!

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    Ricky Bennett  9 months ago

    Autocorrect is very addicting. Almost as much as looking at KITTY BEANS!!!

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    Gent  9 months ago

    Ah blessed is those who has their own cows. Sacred cow mother bless we all.

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    Gent  9 months ago

    Ah ought-to-correct eh. Is there no way to cow-nter the fiend?

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    I need a burrito  9 months ago

    Baby elvis is the best stuff

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 9 months ago

    Speech to text lacks auto-wreck. Maybe it does.

    Listen to the irked Elvis. He wants you to rest. Buena idea.

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    misty  9 months ago

    Don’t text out loud

    Just don’t even try, learn how to test Mom’s kittens

    The fields aren’t plowed

    Next time just call, remember you almost had a cow

    - Carole Bayer Sager / Peter Allen – Don’t Cry Out Loud – Melissa Manchester

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    Kitty Katz  9 months ago

    And We Have a Winner! The Eurythmics: Sweet Dreams

    Sweet cream for making cheese

    Yogurt making is a breeze

    I just won some cows and I’ll succeed

    Everybody is looking for grilled cheese!

    …….

    Some of them want to have Gouda

    Some of them want know that without fail

    Some of them want a fine Brie

    And some of them must have Wensleydale!

    …….

    Sweet cream for making cheese

    Yogurt making is a breeze

    I just won some cows and I’ll succeed

    Everybody is looking for grilled cheese!

    …….

    Cheese and crackers (make your own)

    Cheese and crackers (make your own)

    Cheese and crackers (make your own)

    …….

    Some of them want to have Gouda

    Some of them want know that without fail

    Some of them want a fine Brie

    And some of them must have Wensleydale!

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    cb8ty  9 months ago

    I’ve been that dangerous with voice to text even without the good stuff. Don’t trust it!!

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    cat19632001  9 months ago

    Don’t let the Woman onto Ameowzon. A friend of mine once took her sleep med and woke up to discover she’d ordered five new iPhones.

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    Jungle Empress  9 months ago

    https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArtificialStupidity

    One of these days, I’m going to try that speech-to-text thing. I already get a kick out of the Google AI!

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    Kitty Katz  9 months ago

    Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

    Alice-Ata: We’re all ready for the cheesetaking competition. You know our strategy?

    Agnes-Ata: I’ll go for the cheddar selection, while Tash heads for the Gouda. Vi, you go for the Asiago. Then we’ll meet and go for the big wheels. Remember the first rule:.

    All: Don’t take more than you can lift!

    Tash: Shall I concentrate on the smoked Gouda?

    Agnes: Yes. Go for quality, but don’t be too picky.

    Vi: Right. I’m off for the Asiago!

    Sometime Later

    Serfig-Aro: And the winner of this year’s cheesetaking competition is Team Alice! (Was there any doubt?). The prize is a year’s worth of cheese production from Punn State’s own dairy herd.

    Agnes: Great to be working with you again, Elsie.

    Elsie: You’re the cream of the crop!

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    Red Bird  9 months ago

    The “I won cows!” comment is downright amoosing.

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    bluegirl285  9 months ago

    This just in: BN news junior reporter laughing her head off after reading odd text and being told about “the good stuff.”

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    JDP_Huntington Beach  9 months ago

    I love the conversion/translation – it’s what I found when I tried using the same speech to text programs after I lost my hand. It’s easier to type with one, then try to fix some of the speech to text programs. Dragon is not too bad after generation 6 – but I still prefer typing.

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    David 42  9 months ago

    I can’t decide which I’d want more — the good stuff, cows, or kittens

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    rs0204 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Bea falling over with laughter is a very amusing image.

    However, you need to listen to Nurse Cat and rest now.

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    artheaded1  9 months ago

    OMC I do this all the time, but nothing this funny!

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    Katzen1415  9 months ago

    I love how hard Beatrix is laughing. I have had little trouble with text to speech myself, although it did recently offer an interesting rendition of the word Kentucky.

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    I AM CARTOON LADY!  9 months ago

    Woman continues-‘Anyway, since I can’t use my hand, I am using, Speech To Text! I hope it’s coming through, okay.’ (Book Lady and Beatrix, sees) Ebay, sense I can’t stand, I’m using fleas to text! I’m hoping to moo, today. Book Lady-“I want what she is having!” Meanwhile, Bea has rolled off the desk, laughing!

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    ladykat  9 months ago

    This is hilarious.

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    ekw555  9 months ago

    Beatrix has the ROFLOLs

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    golfgranny47  9 months ago

    This is so true! LOL! I have a friend who is almost blind. She uses That “speech to text”. I had to call her and have her son translate the text! Sometimes those texts are hilarious!

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    Daltongang Premium Member 9 months ago

    Sounds suspiciously like a BCN live report.

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    jr1234  9 months ago

    https://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/mutts/

    Happy Friday

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    DorseyBelle  9 months ago

    It’s a fine day when you win cows.

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    skipper1992  9 months ago

    As a Rhode Islander, The Woman is placing an inordinate amount of faith in some programmer’s ability to interpret her accent. Good thing she doesn’t want quahogs, she’d break the program.

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    cat19632001  9 months ago

    Panel three is why medical people won’t let you drive home after getting the good stuff.

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    Stickmaker  9 months ago

    Pics of ship!

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    vorlon42  9 months ago

    Ah yes, I remember the late ’90s speech to text programs. Best summed up by the phrase “Cod am pizza ship.”

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    scyphi26  9 months ago

    See, this is why I don’t use speech to text apps myself, and why I generally roll my eyes when I see people who do (particularly my parents) because even today it’s not reliable enough, and I often see people trying repeatedly to get it down correctly that you have to conclude that it’d literally be faster to just text it conventionally.

    If you need to send a message quickly but don’t have enough hands free to do it conventionally, then I can concede how speech to text can be useful, but in most all other applications where you absolutely could spare the hands (which seems to be when I see it used the MOST)…it’s not worth the trouble in my opinion.

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    bryan42  9 months ago

    I love the little laughing Bea!!!

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    Granny Roberta  9 months ago

    I see Trevor’s mom also being Beatrix’s mom now. That is a great panel. :)

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  9 months ago

    I’ve heard of being cowed by technology, but this is udderly ridiculous.

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    anne o  9 months ago

    OT

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    bagholder5150  9 months ago

    Driving a Mercedes Benz ?

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    GSD Mom Premium Member 9 months ago

    Repeat after me: Auto-corrupt is hour beast fiend.

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    Medtech4  9 months ago

    Funny!

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    Sue Ellen  9 months ago

    OT:

    Happy Birthday to @LizandMax!ღƪ(ˆ◡ˆ)ʃ♡ƪ(ˆ◡ˆ)ʃ♪

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    JohnTheFoole  9 months ago

    Modern technology has its imperfections, ya know!

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    scaeva Premium Member 9 months ago

    Yǔyīn zhuǎi wénběn yìwèizhe chuánshū zhòng chūxiàn luànmǎ. At least according to Google translate …

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    Corpse Horn Light Premium Member 9 months ago

    Google voice-to-text is pretty reliable, really. All the others I’ve tried are mediocre at best, but that one’s pretty reliable.

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    willie_mctell  9 months ago

    I’ve always wanted to win some cows. Our yard is tiny though so the cows would have to be about 2 inches tall.

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    metagalaxy1970  9 months ago

    So, she thinks she’s saying one thing and the phone is doing another thing. I love talk to text, just have to reread what I just said to make corrections. Because……sometimes it makes no sense what it thinks I’m saying….

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    LeslieAnn Premium Member 9 months ago

    OT

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    LeslieAnn Premium Member 9 months ago

    So, I’m sitting here in my hanging-basket-swing on my adorably decorated (if I do write so myself) front porch with my adorable dog sleeping under me, and a newly fledged female Rufous Hummingbird is hovering within several feet of me giving me a thorough look over. I’m thrilled. I’m thrilled to know I have yet another generation of hummers at my feeders, and thrilled to have one so curious and bold! Sigh….It looks like her mom just shooed her away. I hope mom wasn’t teaching her to stay away from me and was just competing for the feeder.

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    Fennec! at the Disco  9 months ago

    I love Beatrix’s reaction!

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    crazeekatlady  9 months ago

    OT: Lady Bug

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    turner7811 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Ms Bea looks like she’s tickled to death at The Woman’s text. I have the same troubles with speech to text.

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    turner7811 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Here’s an example of what happens when I try to do speech to text.

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    Taracinablue  9 months ago

    My best friend insisted I use voice messages (not voice-to-text; you record an audio clip saying what you want to say) after I had my wrist surgery. It worked well.

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    kittylover.truitt  9 months ago

    Adorable

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    azkfwecho Premium Member 9 months ago

    Hahahahahahahaha! This is soooooo true!

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