Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 02, 2023

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    McColl34 Premium Member 6 months ago

    In an unrelated story: Elvis has suddenly grown a dignified mustache!

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    Le'letha Premium Member 6 months ago

    “Authorities are baffled! …wait, no, I misread that. Authorities are laughing.”

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    uncle snipe  6 months ago

    Elvis???? I MUSTACHE you a few questions!

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    sugordon  6 months ago

    I’m sure Elvis is “shocked, shocked to find out” the whip cream is missing. (I do hope someone gets my movie reference here)

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    marilynnbyerly  6 months ago

    I laughed so hard I choked on that last panel.

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    Olive O'Sudden  6 months ago

    Well, we do know he has a history (tradition!) of licking the beards off the Santa cookies, so it is reasonable to conclude he might be involved in swiping the whipped cream mustaches off of cups of hot cocoa!♥

    https://www.gocomics.Com/breaking-cat-news/2019/12/19

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    stairsteppublishing  6 months ago

    The only thing missing is Elvis with a pipe in his mouth.

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    JLChi  6 months ago

    And in another minute, there will be no evidence.

    The perfect crime.

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    dmah Premium Member 6 months ago

    Let’s not jump to conclusions about Elvis’ freshly acquired (and remarkably delicious) mustache. Lupin, for instance, could be covered from head to toe in whipped cream, but we’d never know, because he’s invisible.

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    uncle snipe  6 months ago

    I love the idea that the mug of cocoa seems to be asking whodunit as well. You’d think the actual victim would know?

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    WelshRat Premium Member 6 months ago

    He has a moustache just like the bad guy from that soap opera Robin doesn’t watch! I forget his name. Robin, do you know?

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    Liam G.P  6 months ago

    Plot twist: Elvis doesn’t have whipped cream in his mouth. Since he is getting older, he is already growing a white mustache.

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    Sue Ellen  6 months ago

    All it took was the whoosh of the whipped cream nozzle to bring Miss Kitty or Jasper running for a taste. (They were not living with me at the same time. It took me 5 years after Miss Kitty passed before I could open my heart and home to another cat.)

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 6 months ago

    Who would steal whipped cream?

    https://www.instagram.Com/p/Cz5f564OVRL/

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    FreihEitner Premium Member 6 months ago

    Gee I… I just can’t figure out where that whipped cream might have gone.

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    Lady Bri  6 months ago

    ROTFL!!! Um, Elvis, the evidence is as plain as the mustache on your face! :P

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    Charliegirl Premium Member 6 months ago

    Darn, now I have go buy some whipped cream and cocoa mix.

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    Sue Ellen  6 months ago

    Today’s “Day by Dave” cartoon features a dog with a beer foam mustache.

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    Gent  6 months ago

    It as if an occult paw had reaches down from above and swipes away all the creams eh Elvis.

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    I AM CARTOON LADY!  6 months ago

    I dream of Cream. Cream Cream Cream!

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    Jungle Empress  6 months ago

    I nearly laughed out loud with a mouthful of carrot.

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    phritzg Premium Member 6 months ago

    Leaving whipped cream unattended in a house filled with cats is clearly entrapment.

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    Pet  6 months ago

    Oh, Elvis! Lol!

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    JanBic Premium Member 6 months ago

    Starbucks will give you a free cup of whipped cream for your furry friends. Just ask for a “pup cup” (should call it a kitty cup).

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    Oh, Elvis, what have you done? Quick, clean your whiskers before the other cats catch you!

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    JanBic Premium Member 6 months ago

    Remember, no artificial sweetener for the fur babies.

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    rs0204 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Who are you going to believe, the truth or your lying eyes? Mr. Elvis Angry Fussy-Paws Cat hasn’t been anywhere near any whipped cream. Any statements to the contrary will be considered libelous and actionable. :-)

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    Katzen1415  6 months ago

    This one got a big laugh out of me! I love panel four!

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    Miss Mina  6 months ago

    Who would do such a thing?

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    cat19632001  6 months ago

    Are those Goldie “sarcastic eyebrows?”

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    misty  6 months ago

    Looks like a mishap

    Beneath his snout

    Beause he loves cream too much, baby

    Why can’t cats see

    What he did sneakily

    When they don’t believe in Elvis foul play?

    Well, don’t you know he’s not caught in a lap?

    - Francis Zambon – Suspicious Minds

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    Kitty Katz  6 months ago

    Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

    Queen Catshepsut the Golden: Mag-Lor, it has been a great pleasure to see you. I am sure I speak for all of us when I say we look forward to your next visit.

    Mag-Lor: You are most gracious, Your Majesty. Be assured, when I have a new collection of scrolls to be transcribed, I will return. Possibly with some more of my family.

    Ora Z: Did someone mention s’mores?

    Puckmosis: Not really, but I’m sure Thomios will make you some if you want.

    Ora Z: Oh, frabjous day!

    Elvis-Anum: Here are your original scrolls, as well as some other story scrolls I have transcribed for you.

    Enter the Royal Procurers

    Agnes-Ata: Oh good, we’re just in time to see you off! We have some cheese and other dairy for you to take with you.

    Mag-Lor: Thank you, ladies. It is always a pleasure to see you.

    Thomios: I have it all packed and ready for you. Strange, I thought we had more cream. Oh well, still plenty to go around. It is a bit of a mystery, though.

    Elvis-Anum: I’ll never tell!

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    Smokie  6 months ago

    I like Reddi-wip in my coffee. When I get it out of the fridge, my cat starts meowing and dancing. She has to have her squirt or she will get on the desk and rub my cup. I have learned to give to the overlord first.

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    jazzinjeep Premium Member 6 months ago

    Cooper loves whip cream. Every night, at 10pm on the dot, he starts meowing for his bedtime snack. Chris gives him three small sprays of real whip cream on a small flat plate. When finished, Coop starts to meow at me to go to bed with him. He’s such a autocat.

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    DorseyBelle  6 months ago

    It’s ok, Elvis, Mommy’s special boy deserved all the whipped cream.

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    scyphi26  6 months ago

    Oh hey, Elvis is growing a mustache. It’s not very flattering though, as it very clearly shows his increasing age due to how white it is. :P

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    Spudallicious  6 months ago

    I wonder, since this is on cat tv, will there ever be an ad break? (Like about apple pie or the children’s artwork)

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    Biskits  6 months ago

    Maybe it just melted in the hot cocoa.

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    maggijoseph Premium Member 6 months ago

    And, of course, it is a VERY dignified whipped cream mustache.

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    bonita.eley  6 months ago

    Oh Elvis! ..I guess the cream just flew into his face….

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    Gary Williams Premium Member 6 months ago

    We buy whipped cream just for our kitties, they love that more than anything else.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 6 months ago

    You. We make pup-cups and cattuchinos for our four legged bunch.

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    notannaf  6 months ago

    My parents’ first date was seeing Casablanca.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  6 months ago

    Cocoa, are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay, Cocoa?

    You’ve been hit by

    You’ve been struck by

    A smooth Siamese

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    Red Bird  6 months ago

    Gee, that cat looks an awful lot like Elvis. Maybe he knows who stole it. ;)

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    Granny Roberta  6 months ago

    It’s very puzzling. Maybe the human drank off all the whipped cream?

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    azkfwecho Premium Member 6 months ago

    Shame on you, Lupin, for ASSUMING that someone SWIPED the whipped cream. As @Biskits said, it probably just melted ino the hot cocoa! Don’t pay any attention to Elvis at all.

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    Fennec! at the Disco  6 months ago

    UPDATE: Yard Cat mostly better

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    cb8ty  6 months ago

    So Iggy has his plant and Elvis has his whipped cream. Are we about to see every cat’s favorite Christmas "vice’?

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    anneffa  6 months ago

    Round up the usual suspects!

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    Lady Bri  6 months ago

    OT: Prayers needed for Trouble

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 6 months ago

    The cutest culpable ever.

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    rheddmobile  6 months ago

    We have a mouse somewhere in the floorboards under the kitchen cabinets and the cats have been convinced for several days that they can get to it through the dishwasher. This has led to cats crawling into the dishwasher when it’s opened to take the dishes out, and Dilly has even tried to crawl up inside the front door of the dishwasher, which is made with a gap at the bottom. Anyway, after being yelled at, Dilly and her mother Marzipan finally settled on taking turns waiting for a mouse lying on the kitchen floor staring at the dishwasher. Our old man is over it and says the ladies can handle this without his help.

    So, a funny thing has happened: as of today, stray kitten Birdie is considered old enough to take a turn watching for mice! Marzi comes by and checks on her periodically. But.. shh… the older two only allow Birdie to take her turn when they are pretty sure there’s no mouse around. If they hear a mouse on their check in, they take over from her. No one tell Birdie, she’s so proud of being a big girl now!

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    Aspen_Bell  6 months ago

    Uh, Elvis, you might want to also lick your right front paw.

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    Bryan Smith Premium Member 6 months ago

    Search you tube for Funny cats part 6, and jump to 3:33

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