Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 03, 2023

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    uncle snipe  5 months ago

    I love Ora Zella’s list. All damage gear. Iggy is equally cute whistling while attempting to “acquire” some cookies? Thumbprint cookies maybe? But Burt wins for his snarky chyron, again. No way she’s been good enough for a chainsaw indeed! But here’s hoping Santa gives her one anyway.

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    Megan.naughton Premium Member 5 months ago

    Footed PJs for OZ!!! So cute.

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    Le'letha Premium Member 5 months ago

    Let her have the chainsaw. Don’t let her have the battery. Or gas tank. Or extension cord. Or whatever it is chainsaws run on.

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    Le'letha Premium Member 5 months ago

    …if it was anyone else, I’d think Iggy was sneaking a cookie, but I think he’s lining them up instead. Cutie!

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    sergioandrade Premium Member 5 months ago

    Fortunately Santa has an immunity to cuteness from being frequently exposed to it otherwise we would be all doomed.

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    Brian  Premium Member 5 months ago

    Shopping from the Calvin Catalog.

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    Liam G.P  5 months ago

    I need Ora Zella’s gift requests so that I could train my arms to get stronger!

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    kittylover.truitt  5 months ago

    Lol

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    marilynnbyerly  5 months ago

    Cookies and milk for Santa? It’s a bit early for that. I made a number of promises to Mom before she died, and one of them was to stay away from chainsaws. There are some things OZ and I shouldn’t handle.

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    Jayfbird1969  5 months ago

    I’d trust Ralphie with a Red Ryder BB sooner than I would Ora Zed with any and all items of mass destruction.

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    Liam G.P  5 months ago

    …Hammer? …Knife? What else?..

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    dmah Premium Member 5 months ago

    When it comes to naughty-or-nice, cats (and dogs) are exempt from all lists. Besides, Ora Zella has been plenty good enough for the Swiss Army deluxe chain saw-axe-drill-flamethrower-knife combo!

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    Felicity Pearson Premium Member 5 months ago

    Meanwhile, I’m swooning over a whole paw full of Pucky toe beans and the adorable fang/tail poof combo on Ms. Chainsaw.

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    Ricky Bennett  5 months ago

    A chainsaw is a gift that’s definitely a cut above the average…

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    dmah Premium Member 5 months ago

    Elvis doing his cat dad duties, The Paw of Nope Nope Nope.

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    Colorado Expat  5 months ago

    OZ with a chainsaw is alarming enough… OZ with opposable thumbs is a scary concept!

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    sugordon  5 months ago

    They all have matching pjs

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    sugordon  5 months ago

    Iggi’s list is so sweet and polite, just like he is

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    Colorado Expat  5 months ago

    And I love Georgia’s rendition of Elvis’ reply “Because..” in panel 5 – that says it all!

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    JLChi  5 months ago

    Elvis is so scholarly with his reading glasses.

    And it is hard to combine scholarly with pink polka dot PJs, but he pulled it off.

    He is really trying to concentrate on “A Christmas Carol.” He must be reading about one of the Christmas ghosts.

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    dmah Premium Member 5 months ago

    Ora Zella could try changing tactics and ask Santa for a nice quiet little book to improve her mind. She should ask for a copy of The Big Book of Mischief.

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    WelshRat Premium Member 5 months ago

    Iggy, if you want to wind up a Squirrel, just go to the window and insult one. And don’t swipe too many cookies or Mince pies.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 5 months ago

    She’s a hazard.

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    Gent  5 months ago

    Not tells me this cat will makes snow goons too.

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    I need a burrito  5 months ago

    She might get a hammer though

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    Liz the Lucky Premium Member 5 months ago

    Out of curiosity, just how good would Ora Zella have to be before Santa brings her a chainsaw? Is that actually possible?

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    Gent  5 months ago

    This cat is trouble. Too much trouble. If Lupin is tiny horsie then this one is tiny demon. Better sends it back to shelter before it cause some catankerous catastrophe.

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    Ahsum  5 months ago

    Sunday Funday

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 5 months ago

    If you don’t ask, you don’t get. It was worth a try.

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    enigmamz  5 months ago

    It’s like one of Calvin’s lists.

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    TampaFanatic1  5 months ago

    Iggy is reasonable but Ora Zella is asking for the impossible, LOL. Reminds me of when me and my sisters would scout that Sears Wish Book and mark the pages for mom and dad \to see all the cool things we wanted for X-Mas. My Dad also let us look at a Radio Shack catalog but the only requests from it were some cool “Flavoradios”, My sister and I also got a cool rocket set (Estes) a couple of times back in the late ’70s as my Dad had a very cool thing with rockets: as my Dad was an industrial engineer who was a liaison for Raytheon with MacDill AFB with occasional trips to McCoy (now MCO Orlando International) and Patrick AFB by Canaveral and the Kennedy Space Center over on the East Coast. Man I miss him, and Mom as well as Grandma Hannah, I miss them a lot at times…… It has been a long time since I heard their laughs and got some cool advice from them…. Still, in 2023 and as long as I am alive, I am happy and will be happy to make life the best for my wife Sabrina and my daughter Amy..

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 5 months ago

    Hubby gave me my present just before he went to bed. Starter Villain by John Scalzi! He really does love me.

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    Robin Harwood  5 months ago

    If OZ gets a chainsaw or a flamethrower, everything is doomed.

    Maybe an RPG?

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    anneffa  5 months ago

    Kittycat numchucks?

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    I AM CARTOON LADY!  5 months ago

    Ok, I just imaged OZ, with a kitten sized chainsaw…the horror…the cute horror…(hiding under blanket!)

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    cat19632001  5 months ago

    ♪"Silently she waits

    Silently she contemplates

    She can make ’em tremble

    You know the reason why

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    She’s a flame – flamethrower

    She’s a flamethrower at night

    She’s a flame – a red-hot glower

    She’s a flamethrower at night

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    You might think you’re burnin’

    All your candles at both ends

    Maybe you should go to church

    To make up some amends

    But if you think you’re fireproof

    So cool and much too much

    Don’t dare go near Ora Zella

    ‘Cause she’ll melt you with her touch"♫

    “Flamethrower” written by Seth Justman

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    cat19632001  5 months ago

    ♪"I want a chainsaw for Christmas

    Only a chainsaw will do

    I don’t want a doll

    No dinky tinker toy

    I want a chainsaw to play with and enjoy"♫

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    “I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas”(originally by Gayla Peevey)

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    cat19632001  5 months ago

    Aw, look. Ora Zella drew a picture of herself on her list so Santa would be sure to know whose list is whose. (as if what she requests weren’t enough, right?)

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    Jungle Empress  5 months ago

    Normally I’d be concerned, but Ora is cute enough to get away with it.

    Iggy’s so happy. ❤

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    cat19632001  5 months ago

    There’s going to be a new 2024 BCN Calendar this year! Georgia says it should be ready in the Zazzle shop Monday or Tuesday. Squeeeee!

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    nadinefd1 Premium Member 5 months ago

    A fish on a spring? Interesting concept! My cat only have a fish on a string. ;)

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    misty  5 months ago

    Do you believe in magic in a young cat’s heart?

    How the chainsaw can free her whenever it starts

    And it’s magic if the damage is total

    It’d make her feel happy each time she goes postal

    I’ll tell you about the magic of Ora out of control

    But it might be best to wait until she’s out on parole

    Yeah, do you believe in magic?

    Yeah, believe in Santa leavin’ a lump of coal

    Believe in the magic of keepin’ things whole

    Believe in the magic where peace is the goal

    Ahh, talking ’bout the magic

    - John Sebastian – Do You Believe in Magic – The Lovin’ Spoonful

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    If you can still get plastic tools, get Ora Zella a set of them. It will satisfy what she asked for, and she won’t be able to wreak too much havoc with them.

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    Shirley Kabet Premium Member 5 months ago

    I want a chainsaw too.

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    golfgranny47  5 months ago

    I love that they all have matching pajamas!

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    DeerOrchid Premium Member 5 months ago

    Lupin is lucky – there’s still whipped cream on top of his cocoa.

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    Sue Ellen  5 months ago

    @Lady Bri, do you have an update on Trouble?

    For those who missed it, she posted a prayer request yesterday evening because her kitty, Trouble, had to go to the emergency vet for seizures and a high temperature.

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    lsnielson  5 months ago

    OZ’s list sounds like what my husband would want. Minus the flamethrower

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    diskus Premium Member 5 months ago

    I actually would like a rechargeable chainsaw. Maybe we could share

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    prrdh  5 months ago

    She’ll just have to make do with her built-in shivs.

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    bluegirl285  4 months ago

    Absolutely LOVE Elvis sitting there wearing his reading glasses and reading A Christmas Carol. One of my favorite books.

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    daswaff  4 months ago

    Back hoe, trebuchet, ground based free electron laser,…

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    daswaff  4 months ago

    Try sneaking in ‘an account at the equipment rental company’

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    Daltongang Premium Member 4 months ago

    Ah yes Santa and the other lies my mother told me……………….

    If you keep eating raw spaghetti

    you’ll get pinworms,

    then I’ll have to make

    a necklace of garlic for you to wear

    each night

    while you sleep,

    until they go away.

    If you’re mean to your younger brother,

    I’ll know

    because I have a special eyes

    that spies on you when I’m not home.

    You cannot hide from it,

    so don’t try.

    If you touch your “down there”

    any time other than when using the toilet,

    your hand will turn green and fall off.

    If you keep crossing your eyes

    they will stay that way

    until the wind

    changes direction.

    It is bad luck to kill a moth.

    Moths are

    the souls of our ancestors and it just

    might be Papa paying a visit.

    If you kiss a boy on the mouth

    your lips will stick together

    and he’ll use the opportunity

    to suck out your brains.

    If you ever lie to me

    God will knowand rat you out.

    And sometimes

    God exaggerates.

    Trust me —you don’t want that

    to happen..

    For those that have turned into their parents and have not learned how a do an internet search the above is from Elizabeth Thomas, poet, from her book From the Front of the Classroom. And no we don’t need 47 pictures of what you had for lunch, and you are not knowledgable enough to “slid into someone’s DM.”

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    beindevine  4 months ago

    I see the family are all wearing matching jammy tops… <3

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    bjnana  4 months ago

    OMC this made me laugh out loud! Georgia you are a treasure!!!!

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    bryan42  4 months ago

    I do believe that our dear little OraZ is channeling Calvin!

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    Katzen1415  4 months ago

    My favorite bit is Burt being the usual voice of reason, although I also love Puck’s concern!

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  4 months ago

    Maybe Ora Zella wants to enter the world of chainsaw competitions!

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    Because those are a thing, believe it or not. One group calls them “timbersports”.

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    metagalaxy1970  4 months ago

    Um, I guess torties are a bit more…..rambunctious than the most?. Let’s see: kitten tongue, small puffy tail, and a certain black and white looking at cookies.

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    Space_cat  4 months ago

    That’s a tiny tortie for you: Agent of chaos!

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    cat19632001  4 months ago

    I love OZ’s little outraged, paws on hips “WHY NOT?”

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    AStarofDestiny  4 months ago

    I love this girl, she’s metal!!!

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    eishtmo  4 months ago

    So a few years ago I thought it might be funny to get my sister a toy chainsaw for Christmas. We had joked a bit about it as she is very much not the kind of person who one would associate with a chainsaw. With this in mind I went looking for a toy chainsaw.

    And I couldn’t find one. Anywhere. It was annoying. Still, it was a gag gift, so I wasn’t too worried about it until I ended up in one of those discount tool stores. And there, for like 50 bucks was a REAL, electric chainsaw. I thought about it and said the hell with it and bought her an actual chainsaw.

    The funny bit though was a week later I found a toy chainsaw. It cost $60. The real thing was cheaper than the toy!

    Worked out later as we had a big branch come out of our tree and she got to use the chainsaw on it.

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    Cat food server  4 months ago

    How do these stories keep getting better and cheerier every day? So grateful for BCN artwork and stories, and this Orb!

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    bonita.eley  4 months ago

    “Yo Santa” unique way to address Santa!!

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    daleandkristen  4 months ago

    Very funny. Loving how Ms Dunn draws these kitties. Ora Zella and The Iggster have enlivened this strip 1001%. Enjoying so much.

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    DorseyBelle  4 months ago

    Iggy deserves that cookie for his lovely letter.

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    Granny Roberta  4 months ago

    I am loving Burt in this one.

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    Granny Roberta  4 months ago

    Also, I have a battery chainsaw she can borrow. It mostly stops when you drop it. I’m sure it would be perfectly safe.

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    anomalous4  4 months ago

    =AHEM= UNUSUALLY SMOL CATS, Lupin! Shame on you!

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    wildwind  4 months ago

    Ora Zella does not understand whimsy and wonder.

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    Red Bird  4 months ago

    That drink next to Lupin looks delicious! The little candy cane is a nice touch.

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    I'm Sad  4 months ago

    I think the flamethrower would be great if you have six feet of snow at your door and you can’t shovel your way out.

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    scaeva Premium Member 4 months ago

    Love Ora Zella climbing Elvis!

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    willie_mctell  4 months ago

    Elvis and kittens. BTW, thanks, Georgia, for exploding the gentle as a kitten myth.

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    Gloria Fleming  4 months ago

    2024 CALENDAR — Per Georgia: It is happening! I painted and edited all of the artwork today, and I submitted the calendar to Zazzle for approval. It can take up to 24 hours for approval, so hopefully by Monday or Tuesday it will be live in the Zazzle shop!

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    DM3456  4 months ago

    Iggy is a gentle soul as evidenced by his wish list, and Ora Zella is such a wild one!

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    Clouded Leopard  4 months ago

    Ora Zella = Calvin, BCN Style!

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    cb8ty  4 months ago

    Is OZ ambidextrous? She was holding her crayon in her right hand on November 26.

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    Love the Funnies  4 months ago

    Happy Birthday! And I wish you both WELL.

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    ElliottB.C.Rennie  4 months ago

    I had the same enthusiasm at 8 years old when I asked for a skidoo™ for Christmas.

    (Note: I was NOT a good boy that year, and I did not get a skidoo)

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    PaulGoes  4 months ago

    What does she need a chainsaw for? She has claws!

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    David Rickard Premium Member 4 months ago

    No flamethrower? Not even a Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower? The kids love that one.

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    cat19632001  4 months ago

    Kitty Nom Nom Treats! Yum!

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    Fennec! at the Disco  4 months ago

    So, we have: family pajamas, OZ’s indignant “WHY NOT?” tail, Elvis reading A Christmas Carol, Iggy either lining up the cookies or stealing one, OZ drawing a self-portrait on her letter to Santa, Elvis’ very interesting “Because…” font, green Xmas trees on the tablecloth, and a sniffle lack of Goldie.

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    Lady Bri  4 months ago

    OT: Trouble Update

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    Uncle Dragon Premium Member 4 months ago

    2024 BCN Calendar is available in BCN Zazzle store now.

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    Fennec! at the Disco  4 months ago

    Update on orange plush yard cat

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    crazeekatlady  4 months ago

    I ask Santa for a flame thrower every year too. Never get one. Friend has the same problem. We would console each other at work after Christmas every year when we worked together.

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    FrannieL Premium Member 4 months ago

    I remember when I asked my dad for an electric drill for Christmas. He was shocked. LOL

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    pchemcat  4 months ago

    She’s a cat after my own heart!

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    walspj1  4 months ago

    Dad Cat laying down the law….

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    shwhite369  4 months ago

    Cutest strip. <3

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    Aspen_Bell  4 months ago

    Wow, she’d get along perfectly with the raccoon kits!!!

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    Jackyboy_Doodler  18 days ago

    does anybody know which strip those two kittens frst appeared in?

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