SUre, the gas mileage is awful , but it attracts incredibly shallow women.
Didn’t Clinton have a hummer like that?
Yup, went right there, first thing….welll, second and third anyway……..
How about Spidy’s Weber?
Reed Richard’s stretch limo, The things….um…..thing…..
The Prince’s Valiant.
The Lone Ranger’s Silver Mustang?
Druther have a guy who can drive a hammer than one who drives a Hummer.
Hot Wheels made Superman’s ’64 Buick Riviera….
Shoulda been a ’56 Super!
And Dr. Doom …. bwa-ha-hah…. has a shiny Probe.
Shallow women might go for the Hum-V, but figurine collectors go for the Hum-L.
Maybe try wishing on a star?
OMD was a great comment and I really enjoyed it. I would normally have replied but I saw it a bit late and then got lazy. Of course, I always watch out for your comments because I like your style very much.
You’re Thor? I’m so thor I can barely pith.
Punch line to the joke of Thor and the shallow woman.
You should see what kind of women the bus attracts!
“Take this hammer, carry it to the Captain Marvel”“If I had a hammer, I’d fly all over this land”