Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 26, 2020

Oy

I’m all torn up.

Nice compliment. Thank you very mulch….

That really choked me up. Give me a minute to compost myself.

I’d never heard of beauty bark, let alone miniature beauty bark.

Yeah, Chip wood make something like that.

Any berries to go with that bark? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Callicarpa

My beautiful dog resents that use of the term.

Is that like bark-o-mulch? Never heard of it.

Is this supposed to be humus?

I think he’s barkin’ up the wrong tree.