Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 21, 2020

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    whahoppened  over 2 years ago

    Ask. They may not want it back!

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    pearlsbs  over 2 years ago

    Having to pay a fine for an overdue library book is not pennywise.

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    jreckard  over 2 years ago

    He left It at The Stand.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 2 years ago

    Cujo ate it!

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    gopher gofer  over 2 years ago

    it was probably stolen by the children of the corn…

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    LilyGilder  over 2 years ago

    I’ll bet Cujo ate it along with his homework.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 2 years ago

    He left it at the Overlook Hotel.

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    UmmeMoosa  over 2 years ago

    Look harder you may find ‘it’.

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    jpayne4040  over 2 years ago

    The joke was funny, and the comments are even funnier!

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    Darryl Heine  over 2 years ago

    Should have imitated the Joker…

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    distortion  over 2 years ago

    He will feel Misery if he has to pay that fine.

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    paul  over 2 years ago

    Don’t get CARRIEd away.

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    Cerabooge  over 2 years ago

    If you don’t hurry up and find it, the librarian Christine will be all in a Rage. And procrastinating about it will just make the other librarian, Rose, Madder. Out of Desperation, you might actually try looking for it. But worrying about it will just give you Insomnia. In any case, your wallet will soon be Thinner.

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    meherab  over 2 years ago

    Call the Library Policeman

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    mistercatworks  over 2 years ago

    You don’t understand, that’s the clown they send after you when the book doesn’t not come back on time.

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    meherab  over 2 years ago

    That will be the library calling the policeman

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