Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 27, 2022

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    C  5 months ago

    That’s one large pest

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    jasonsnakelover  5 months ago

    Get a chain link metal fence, and the termites won’t eat that.

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    Ricky Bennett  5 months ago

    The termites will eventually get board…

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    Jeff0811  5 months ago

    Thanks for keeping me posted.

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    Chithing Premium Member 5 months ago

    Wood you be mine?

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    Lee26 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Get one of those white vinyl fences?

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    Twisting the saying like this makes it make even more sense “literally”:

    If you want to de-fence a yard, you need to take off fence parts.

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    bobbyferrel  5 months ago

    A termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    Go with plastic….

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom Premium Member 5 months ago

    Groan.

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    Olddog04  5 months ago

    He lumbered out there and took down the fence.

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    Bozo T  5 months ago

    Or, as a friend of mine once said (about Chess, but that’s probably not relevant): “The best way to defend is to offend.”

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    wardde44  5 months ago

    This is indefensible.

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    Daeder  5 months ago

    Is he a Charlotte Hornets fan?

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    gopher gofer  5 months ago

    the owner wants him to leave de fence alone…

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