Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 29, 2022

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    allen@home  3 months ago

    Dude, dude five second rule. Scrape as much of it that you can.

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    kingdiamond69  3 months ago

    Now that is just too punny!

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    whahoppened  3 months ago

    Call in the dog.

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    Qiset  3 months ago

    So his Hot Tuna cd fell and also his cheese sandwich.

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    Olddog04  3 months ago

    The coworkers are going to have a melt down of he heated that nasty thing in the break room microwave.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 3 months ago

    Why do sandwiches always land sticky side down?

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    “Floyd, it’s okay. I’ll get a spatula.”

    “You can just follow the 5 minute rule. It’s still good.”

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    goboboyd  3 months ago

    Time for some ‘cool beans’.

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    namleht  3 months ago

    hot tuna….hee hee hee

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  3 months ago

    Floyd floundered while cleaning up the mess.

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    oakie817  3 months ago

    this is not a gouda one

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    nuke it one more time to heat up the extra ingredients from off the floor…

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    norphos  3 months ago

    Crafting a good pun takes work, but this one works.

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