Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 03, 2022

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    pschearer Premium Member 6 months ago

    The silent-E I’ve heard of.

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    The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago

    Use psychology! Play the sound of a thousand mimes in a soundproof box.

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    gammaguy  6 months ago

    Try appealing to his magnetic personality.

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    Chithing Premium Member 6 months ago

    Try charades. I hear he’s pretty good at it.

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    “Yes, I do say. It’s him who won’t say anything.” … “I see. You mean ‘U’.” … “No, not me – that guy.” … “That’s ‘U’.” … “What do you mean? I’m right here.” … “And ‘U’ won’t talk.” … “What do you mean? I’m talking right now. I give up – I’m not talking to you anymore.” … “It’s just like ‘U’.”

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    blackman2732  6 months ago

    GROAN

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    U would think he knew …Silencio

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    oakie817  6 months ago

    u hit new low

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    waes-hael  6 months ago

    I think we missed a “Don’t mime if I do” opportunity…

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    Radish the old word monger Premium Member 6 months ago

    U be quiet.

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    the lost wizard  6 months ago

    Try bribing him That could make the U turn. :)

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