Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 05, 2022

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    eromlig  over 1 year ago

    “No, but can I interest you in a good sealant?”

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    Superfrog  over 1 year ago

    Our flour is only for pacific porpoises.

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    ncrist  over 1 year ago

    the bellicose ones aren’t into flour. they do like dough, though.

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    BigBoy  over 1 year ago

    No but you could crush up some Mahi Mahi in the Barnums Animal crackers

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    Zykoic  over 1 year ago

    Orca I get you some bread flour?

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    Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I’m not sure I like where this is heading.

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    SFpagan  over 1 year ago

    Right next to the Dolphin oil to fry the battered tuna in

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    P51Strega  over 1 year ago

    “You forgot your money? Well you’ll just have to humpback to your car and get it; and I don’t want to hear any blubbering about it”

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    Many domesticated Orcas seem to have lost their killer instinct

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Bleached or Unbleached?

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    DM2860  over 1 year ago

    All our flour is dolphin free

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    “Who do I speak with to special order 1000 cans of sardines?”

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    cactusbob333  over 1 year ago

    A sperm whale in the flower department.

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    goboboyd  over 1 year ago

    Breading and deep frying everything currently seems the norm.

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    CrzyDyeman  over 1 year ago

    No, but the baby powder is made from real babies. ~ Sheldon Plankton

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    gopher gofer  over 1 year ago

    wow, if an orca came up to me in the supermarket it’d really give me the willies…

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    norphos  over 1 year ago

    Yet another capital pun, good show, Mister Thompson!

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    aussie399 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I didn’t know they made flour out of porpoises

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