Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 04, 2023

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    I'm here for the cookies Premium Member 4 months ago

    I know it sounds cheesy, but cheap date

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 4 months ago

    Nestle the company that distributes stuffed crust pizza in Canada announced the other day that they will stop selling frozen pizzas, Stouffers and Lean Cuisine dinners over the next 6 months.

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    Darryl Heine  4 months ago

    Eat more and you’ll burst!

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    constantine48  4 months ago

    What does pizza eat, other pizzas? That’s disturbing.

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    jango  4 months ago

    “If I eat one more bite, my pepperonis will pop”

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Ew! They’ve done such ghastly things to pizza….☹️

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    People always think he’s drunk because he’s always pie-eyed.

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    norphos  4 months ago

    Food eating food, welcome to the bizarre sureality of anthropomorphism.

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    gopher gofer  4 months ago

    looks like his appetite just mushroomed…

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