Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 09, 2011

  1. Me in fall
    coolvq  almost 13 years ago

    Why didn’t I think of this before??!

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    Ida No  almost 13 years ago

    I do this all the time. But I put $50 bills in the sock. Then I put the sock in my glove compartment and I drive over the guy with the iPad in my truck. Then I drive over the iPad. I already have enough iPads.

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    Steve Bartholomew  almost 13 years ago

    Winky is learning a sound grasp of the basic principles of the banking business.

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  4. Bluedog
    Bilan  almost 13 years ago

    Then it’s no longer an iPad, it’s a urPad.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    When you’re really good at it, you play the sock market.

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    bubujin_2 Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Darned if I know.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    more effective if you hit ’em in the spleen

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    Ray_C  almost 13 years ago

    I wanted to pray for an iPad. But God doesn’t work that way. So I stole and iPad and asked for forgiveness.

    (Old joke, updated.)

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    Dragoncat  almost 13 years ago

    Works even better with quarters.

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  10. Right here
    Sherlock Watson  almost 13 years ago

    This is just one of the reasons I’ll never get an iPad: You can’t carry it in your pocket.

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    SamuelMeasa  almost 3 years ago

    Winky can have an iPad. He just needs to sell some organs from one of his clones.

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