“You don’t want us to point our best fighter at you!”“He looks a little small…”“Pinky! Attack!”“Ow, my spleen!”“I can’t put my finger on it, but that sounds familiar…”“All right, then, let’s see how you do against our thumb wrestlers!”
Brewster is going to need a new space suit when the giant hand they’re attached to shows up. (And then the giant the giant hand is attached to shows up.)
Kali39 about 8 years ago
The middle finger is the spokesperson, er, finger?
ChukLitl Premium Member about 8 years ago
“You can prick your finger, but…” George Carlin.
x_Tech about 8 years ago
All bow to the Finger Prince!
HeckleMeElmo about 8 years ago
He’s just mad because in middle school someone put a “pull me” sign on his back.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 8 years ago
x_Tech …if they leave him behind,we’ll be able to identify them all.
therese_callahan2002 about 8 years ago
But where is Thumbkin? Where is Thumbkin?
Funny_Ha_Ha about 8 years ago
We will never Knuckle under!
Coyoty Premium Member about 8 years ago
“You don’t want us to point our best fighter at you!”“He looks a little small…”“Pinky! Attack!”“Ow, my spleen!”“I can’t put my finger on it, but that sounds familiar…”“All right, then, let’s see how you do against our thumb wrestlers!”
crobinson019 about 8 years ago
I don’t think I want to Finger Prince
cdward about 8 years ago
They won’t go through with the attack: they’re all chicken fingers.
Dkram about 8 years ago
How many can there be? 5? 10? hum..\\//_
PlainWhiteBreadToasted about 8 years ago
Brewster is going to need a new space suit when the giant hand they’re attached to shows up. (And then the giant the giant hand is attached to shows up.)
Darsan54 Premium Member about 8 years ago
So, someone’s discovered the “Urban Dictionary”.
SeaFox10 about 8 years ago
I’ll bet the women love you!
gantech about 8 years ago
Gotta hand it to them…
webman3802 about 8 years ago
In the original Star Trek episode, “Who Mourns for Adonais?”, the Enterprise was attacked by a giant hand. Now we know what happened to it…
Radish the wordsmith about 8 years ago
The attack begins with a digital probe.
Ermine Notyours about 8 years ago
I love all the punsters here. Let’s give ’em a hand.
Ionizer about 8 years ago
If they’re shorter than the rest, they’re midget digits. If they’re less intelligent, they’re idjit digits.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 8 years ago
Brewster would fit in well on Digit with the other knuckleheads.
ChessPirate about 8 years ago
I sure hope the middle finger isn’t also the negotiator…
Charlie Tuba about 8 years ago
Brewster, don’t accept any gifts. They may give you the finger.
Ray_C about 8 years ago
They’d better be friendly, or Brewster will lick them all.
Ray_C about 8 years ago
It appears that the fingers voted to attack Earth, but the thumb opposed them.
Charlie Tuba about 8 years ago
Things aren’t all that bad she met with the PopeShe got a Papal decoration and a kindly wordSo even if the crowds gave our lady the bird
The Argentine/Italy axis does have some hopeShe still made a fabulous impactCaught the eye
banjinshiju about 8 years ago
1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a pinky war.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 8 years ago
And their favorite character is Batman — who was co-created by Bill Finger!
pcolli about 8 years ago
It’s really quite thimble, now I can really dig it.
Doublejake Premium Member about 8 years ago
If Brewster wants to hit the nail on the head…. all he has to do is aim at the head… to hit the nail.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML about 8 years ago
yeah butt teh middle man got fingererd cause he smells lak a outhouse door ona Tuna Bote!!!
Mike Parsons Premium Member about 8 years ago
Which one is “the” finger?
RonBerg13 Premium Member about 8 years ago
What a buch of digits.