Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 22, 2021

Can a tool shed a tear?

Do they have a vice squad?

Awl a board!

A wrenching drama if ever I saw one.

This arc has a twist ending.

Who put Ladder in charge? Tape Measure is the real ruler.

Hammer, hammer…

The auger may actually get him. The auger has had a lot of practice – he’s been drilling and drilling day after day.

STOP!!! Hammer time!

Kaffecup predicted yesterday about the nail people!

Screw that….

“Uh, how do you plan to capture me?” asked Brewster.

“I’ll grab you and… Oh, I see the problem.”

Hey Brewster, just tell them your name is Stanley and they will bow at your feet.

To get outta this trouble, you needs to think outta the tool box, Brewster.

It’ll bo OK – BR knows the tool box routine.

Enough, already!!! Put them in a toolbox and slam the lid!

Well, he’s screwed!

Brewster should feel at home, since he is a tool himself.

It’s Hammer time!!!

I told you, homeboy

You can’t touch this

Yeah, that’s how we livin’, and ya know

You can’t touch this

Thing is, Brewster was probably needing to put a slot in the bore of a gear to get his rocket running. But he didn’t know how to broach the subject.

Brewster is screwed.

Tune in tomorrow for the drilling conclusion!

Tim, stop hanging around with Stephan Pastis at Pearls Before Swine, you know what bad influence he is with those lame puns of his!

Brewster is in a hole. What will happen next? Keep me posted.

Brewster will have to come to grips with the situation and get the fork out of there…

I think this comic just set a record for the most bad pun comments.

Do those guys have a giant statue of Tim the tool man Taylor on their planet?

Why is the ladder there??? It’s not a tool.

♪♫ “I love you toolly, tooly, dear…” ♫♪

Ladder:”……it’s hammer time!!!”Me: plays “Can’t Touch This.”

“Ah, screw it.”

It’s been done before, as in the song in G&S’s Patience:

Iron and Steel expressed surprise

The needles opened their well-drilled eyes,

The penknives felt shut up, no doubt,

The scissors declared themselves cut out,

The kettles they boiled with rage, ’tis said,

And every nail went off its head

And hither and thither began to roam

’Til a hammer came up and drove them home!

looks like brewster knows the drill…

Just tip it over and run, Brewster! Those things are so horribly top-heavy that it won’t take much to tip it over.

Why would they attack Brewster? He is a complete tool, himself!

Rickard is on a tape roll.

I hope I don’t bore you? Wouldn’t he be trying to bore him?

BTW, awesome comments today. And most every day.

How come no one ever says “It’s Nutcracker Time” ?

They better grab Brewster fast, they’re running out of puns.

All these comments are punny.