Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 04, 2021

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    Bilan  8 months ago

    We know where Cliff was.

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    tudza Premium Member 8 months ago

    Should be happy, it’s flush with success.

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    eromlig  8 months ago

    Ask the plunger.

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    Ratkin  8 months ago

    Urine better shape than most.

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    Alabama Al  8 months ago

    Judging from some of the people I know, I’m not sure all animate objects have conciousness.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 8 months ago

    (Warning political content ahead!): Moscow Mitch has no conscious.

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    Jeff0811  8 months ago

    Not buying it. Someone is way overthinking this thinking thing.

    On another note… We had a plumber in yesterday to replace a wax ring. He happened to mention that the brand of toilet we have is not of the best quality. He then attempted to apologize, saying he didn’t mean to speak ill of our choice. I told him it’s ok, the toilet has taken a lot of crap from me as it is.

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    chuckcork1  8 months ago

    I believe the line was ‘feed me Seymour’.

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    Cpeckbourlioux  8 months ago

    I often chuckle at this strip, today I got a belly laugh!

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    RLG Premium Member 8 months ago

    Wait till Winky sits down, then the killbots will take care of both of you.

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    rmercer Premium Member 8 months ago

    The bad news … they already did.

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    tripwire45  8 months ago

    It’s a little more complicated than that (and at least I can stay on topic and leave politics out of it), but good enough for a toilet joke. Besides, even if a toilet has “mind-like” qualities, it may see excrement as something positive. Yeah, I know. It’s still gross.

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    blairleroys Premium Member 8 months ago

    The toilet is always looking up at people with their trousers down.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 8 months ago

    Name’s Seymour. Seymour Butz.

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    blakerl  8 months ago

    Panpsychism philosophy is nuts and that is why it will work on R.U. Sirius, and it’s crew of misfits.

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    Lee26 Premium Member 8 months ago

    What about those poor, poor rectal thermometers??

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    Bradley Walker  8 months ago

    The one in Animaniacs said, “I’m on my way to Flushing.”

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    The Brooklyn Accent  8 months ago

    Even if all objects have consciousness, that doesn’t mean they think like humans. Consider the dung beetle: what we want to flush away is the food of life itself for this creature. Similarly, the humble toilet bowl may find the highest fulfillment in doing the job we designed it for!

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    WCraft Premium Member 8 months ago

    My TV set is thinking the same thing.

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    gantech  8 months ago

    In this case, poopschism

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    Frer Squirrel  8 months ago

    “Oh no, not again.”

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    old_geek  8 months ago

    “Look, another full moon”

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    ChukLitl Premium Member 8 months ago

    It won’t help. If everything is conscious so are the dead.

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    David Huie Green-HavePityOnOthersYouWillNeedItToo  8 months ago

    Before anyone got around to dragging him off to oblivion, some forgotten statue of some forgotten Confederate General in a park was approached by a mad scientist. The mad scientist somehow gave the statue an injection to bring it to life.

    It worked!!

    The statue started to move and stretch and twist as it became conscious.

    “I’ve done it!! I’ve done it!! I’ve brought the inanimate to life. Tell me sir, what are you going to do now that you are alive?”

    The old rock-turned-general pulled out two pistols and looked skyward. “Fust, ah’m a gonna kill about a million pigeons.”

    (Dragging them away from the avians may be doing them a favor.)

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    Stephen Gilberg  8 months ago

    It’s also the foundation of innumerable one-panel episodic comic strips. (I get the impression that every humor cartoonist at least flirts with the idea of doing one.)

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    philwinn  8 months ago

    FUNNY!! I just started reading this strip about a week ago. It’s quickly turned into one of my favorites.

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    Cactus-Pete  8 months ago

    Actually none of what he says is true.

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    lemonbaskt  8 months ago

    just wonderful

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    KenDHoward1  8 months ago

    ROFLMAO … so funny !! … :D

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member 8 months ago

    The stuff he’s seen….eeeewww

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