Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 05, 2022

Or maybe it’s just the picture that makes it look like he lost weight.

“Well done!”

It’s complicated.

Bessie really let herself go.

When the person who snapped this picture said, “Say cheese!”, Bessie was unaware of its full implications for himself.

Enter the ghost of Clara Peller.

“where’s the beef?” Oh…never mind.

With extra ketchup and pickles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEBCV0ic6Tc

Evidently, Bessie wasn’t a milker.

This means war!

He has temporarily assuaged the brisket shortage at this weekend’s KC BBQ fest.

And Bessie changes his name to ‘Patty’.

This is a bunch of bull.

Wherever you travel, it’s important to stay grounded.

Ground, not so much.

Bessie’s just undercover… of special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun…

Did he send a picture of fry’s with that?

He should have taking that advertising job with Chick-fil-A.

Ether way, Agent Bessie is now (on a) toast(ed bun)

This is a twist on people posting picture of their food, posting pictures as food.

He looks chunky

Bessie’s using a hamburger filter.

Lookin’ good!!!

A talking Bull should be considered sentient, and thus not eaten.

“Two all Bessie patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame-seed bun.” McDonald’s introduces the Big Bessie.

This must be Galactic Bovine Gender Equality Week

‘Cows on Buns’?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI

Developed some good buns