I know how you feel old-bot.
I sympathize. I’m afraid that one of these days I’m going to wake up and forget my actual name is not Alabama Al.
Set aphasia to “stun”.
No; set to “stump”.
I think he’s about to have a vowel movement…
What do they call the ones with the consonants?
And virtually all the time, he needs a consonant reminder of what those other things are (besides vowels).
You don’t want him to have a vowel movement.
I remember the words, just can’t spell them.
When everyone else has gotten the upgrade but you.
I blame the lack of oxygen.
I now have at least one episode of “literal paraphasia” in typing every day. I have to proofread everything three times and it is often not enough.
Oldbot needs the Vanna White implant.
It’s rough. On the other hand, maybe someday I will forget some of the painful memories.
I forget what the other things are called in words.
It’s time for us to get a CPU upgrade.
Yup. I’m getting there.
You’d think he’d forget “vowels” first.
They need to upgrade Oldbot’s memory. The punch cards are looking fuzzy these days.