Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 21, 2022

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    jasonsnakelover  6 months ago

    One time I had three dollars.

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    Bilan  6 months ago

    I’ll bet Corporal Mittens will be attracted to Cliff.

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    David_the_CAD  6 months ago

    Men, please remember that cologne is to be put on after you shower, not instead of taking a shower.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member 6 months ago

    There’s this old joke about a blind man walking by a fish market – and I’ll leave it at that!!!!


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    Alabama Al  6 months ago

    An example of those who know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

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    danketaz Premium Member 6 months ago

    Pam will like it. Early warnings give her time to duck out.

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    chuckcork1  6 months ago

    My cat would be crazy for it.

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    trainnut1956  6 months ago

    Well, at least it wasn’t Eau De Do Dah Day, which smells like a horse race track.

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    The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago

    Nine out of ten cats prefer it!!!

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    Ermine Notyours  6 months ago

    I’ve heard of old men’s rooms with cologne dispensing vending machines. The trick is you put a coin into it and wait for a “friend” to walk by. Then you spray him with it.

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    WMORAN1  6 months ago

    Uh-oh! Looks like Pam is gonna open a can of whoop-ass!

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    Chithing Premium Member 6 months ago

    Brewster must have read it wrong. It’s actually eau de smelt.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  6 months ago

    She may not be attracted, but I am.

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    Ed The Red Premium Member 6 months ago

    I’ve smelled some cologne so bad it would make a can of tuna seem like a bouquet of roses.

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    dwindy54  6 months ago

    Hobbes will be climbing over the comic gates and Calvin chasing him.

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    blakerl  6 months ago

    After the Corporal Mittens comments, there is nothing much left to say. Except is the Corporal hungry?

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    tripwire45  6 months ago

    I am NOT going to say what I’m thinking.

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    carlzr  6 months ago

    And you can’t open a window on a space station.

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    old_geek  6 months ago

    The smell of tuna would be preferable to most cologne/perfume. Most of those smell like something to spray on weeds. Instant headache.

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    mistercatworks  6 months ago

    One of the more unfortunate developments of modern marketing is aerosol cologne for teenagers. Most women are taught early to spray perfume into the air and walk through the mist . These unfortunate guys are spraying it directly on their bodies like it was deodorant. You can smell them coming; you can smell them for half an hour after they are gone. One package delivery guy apparently uses this method because I have to set his deliveries back out to “air” for several hours.

    A little goes a long way. It is supposed to be a hint, not a tomcat-urine-strength territory marker.

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    Bill The Nuke  6 months ago

    I’ve known too many guys who seemed to bathe in the stuff. Only a few women, though.

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    Scott S  6 months ago

    Right now, he’s probably dabbin’ on three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo! Oh and he don’t know…

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    ars731  6 months ago

    “But it said its guarteed to work 60% of the time everytime!”

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    bakana  6 months ago

    Cliff will be followed everywhere by huge amounts of Sneezing and cries of “Anyone got an Epi-Pen?”

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